<p>La sala de fitness, un barbat era cu ochii numai dupa fete. La un moment dat vede ca suna telefonul asa ca raspunde si aude o voce de femeie:<br />
– Iubitule, ce faci? Esti la sala?<br />
– Aha… raspunde barbatul sec.</p>
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<p>– Stii, te-am sunat pentru ca am trecut pe langa un magazin de blanuri si am vazut o blana care ar veni foarte bine pe mine.<br />
– Cat costa?<br />
– Nu este scumpa, costa 1000 de euro!<br />
– Inteleg, daca iti place poti sa o cumperi!</p>
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<p>Inchide telefonul dar dupa alte zece minute suna iar asa ca barbatul raspunde:<br />
– Alo!<br />
– Iubitule, tot eu sunt. Mi-am adus aminte ca in drum spre coafor, m-am oprit la o reprezentanta Ferrari si am vazut ca au un nou model. Ma gandeam ca masina mea este veche si…</p><div class="b03d97280e765d707d336f444dd9d428" data-index="5" style="float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;">
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<p>– Cat costa?<br />
– Am reusit sa vorbesc cu vanzatorul si imi face un discount de 10%. Noi trebuie sa platim doar 140.000 de euro!<br />
– Daca masina iti doreati… o poti cumpara!<br />
– Multumesc iubitule, dar mai este ceva…<br />
Barbatul putin iritat:<br />
– Ce mai este?<br />
– Stii, dupa ce ai plecat tu de acasa, a sunat cineva de la agentia de vanzari imobiliare si a spus ca este disponibila casa aceea de pe plaja pe care mi-o doream eu.<br />
– Asa si cat costa?<br />
– Doar 500.000 de euro. Nu este mult tinand cont ca este mare si eu imi doresc foarte mult acea casa!<br />
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<p>– Bine, mergi si cumpar-o!<br />
Femeia foarte incantata:<br />
– Stiam ca ma iubesti foarte mult. Vorbim diseara acasa. Te pup!<br />
Barbatul inchide si tipa:<br />
– Bai, a cui este telefonul asta? Pe mine deja m-a plictisit nebuna asta!</p><div class="amp-ad-wrapper amp_ad_1 ampforwp-incontent-custom-banner ampforwp-incontent-ad3"><amp-ad width="336" height="280" type="sulvo" data-ad="andreilaslau.ro_amp_display_336x280" class="demand-supply"></amp-ad></div>
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