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<script>&NewLine; window&period;googletag &equals; window&period;googletag &vert;&vert; &lbrace; cmd&colon; &lbrack;&rsqb; &rcub;&semi;&NewLine; googletag&period;cmd&period;push&lpar;function&lpar;&rpar; &lbrace;&NewLine; var slot &equals; googletag&period;defineSlot&lpar;'&sol;23293390090&sol;andreilaslau&period;ro&sol;andreilaslau&period;ro&lowbar;responsive&lowbar;1'&comma; &lbrack;&lbrack;300&comma; 250&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;320&comma; 50&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;728&comma; 90&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;468&comma; 60&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;336&comma; 280&rsqb;&comma; 'fluid'&rsqb;&comma; 'andreilaslau&period;ro&lowbar;responsive&lowbar;1'&rpar;&semi;&NewLine;&NewLine; var mapping1 &equals; googletag&period;sizeMapping&lpar;&rpar;&NewLine; &period;addSize&lpar;&lbrack;980&comma; 0&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;&lbrack;728&comma; 90&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;468&comma; 60&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;336&comma; 280&rsqb;&comma; &lbrack;300&comma; 250&rsqb;&comma; 'fluid'&rsqb;&rpar;&NewLine; &period;addSize&lpar;&lbrack;750&comma; 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nu&comma; m&abreve;i copchile… &Scedil;i îi d&abreve;du ciobanul m&abreve;m&abreve;lig&abreve;&comma; pastram&abreve;&comma; urd&abreve;&comma; lapte&comma; o desf&abreve;tare de osp&abreve;&tcedil;&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;Dupa ce se satur&abreve; studentul&comma; îl întreab&abreve; pe cioban&colon;<br &sol;>&NewLine;– Bade&comma; dar de ce te ui&tcedil;i a&scedil;a lung la mine&quest;<br &sol;>&NewLine;– Mai copchile&comma; cu p&abreve;rul t&abreve;u lung nu îmi dau seama dac&abreve; e&scedil;ti fat&abreve; sau e&scedil;ti b&abreve;iet…<&sol;p><div class&equals;"amp-ad-wrapper amp&lowbar;ad&lowbar;1 ampforwp-incontent-custom-banner ampforwp-incontent-ad3"><amp-ad width&equals;"336" height&equals;"280" type&equals;"sulvo" data-ad&equals;"andreilaslau&period;ro&lowbar;amp&lowbar;display&lowbar;336x280" class&equals;"demand-supply"><&sol;amp-ad><&sol;div><div class&equals;"b03d97280e765d707d336f444dd9d428" data-index&equals;"10" style&equals;"float&colon; none&semi; margin&colon;0px 0 0px 0&semi; 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